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RED CROSS AND KATRINA INFORMATION LIFE ALERT ===========================================================

SEINFELD (below) is still DVDworthy! And there's nothing wrong with that. Also, see a great documentary starring Jerry, called COMEDIAN: the life of a comic revealed with stunning frankness; many fascinating moments of drama and, of course, comedy. The DVD extras are quite good, including full comedy sets and Jiminy Glick (Martin Short's portly alterego) interviewing Seinfeld.

For national and world "alternative news", see our NEW NEWS NETWORK ...For info, tips, opinions, trends in Entertainment & Technology, see ENTECH ...Want event reviews and listings? Click EVENTS ...Our BOOKS section has reviews, summaries and general information about those portable paper crash-proof idea-containers ...Meet your musical muse in our MUSIC section ...For info, tips and news related to Health, Beauty and Fitness, please see our HEALTH section ...Dr. Don's ART GALLERY has Seinfeldrawings, as well as other non-Sein'ed works ...Do Doctor Don's DEALS ...Try our GAMES, puzzles and riddles ...See SENIORS for articles and news related to those with "Boomerangst", near or past the "new thirty" of fifty ...Read about our favorite things, articles and more in our BEST section ...Web reviews, links to sites we like, and other net news are part of THE NET EFFECT ...For essays & commentaries: THINK TANK ...Our cyber-launchpad LINKSPACE has assorted sorted quicklinks to popular/useful sites ...For more info about Dr. Don Rose, Head Writer and Editor of The Rose Review, please read ABOUT US.

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Some Favorite NEW NEWS NETWORK Headlines and Sponsors of the Past:

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(For full stories and new exclusive news items, see our NEW NEWS NETWORK.)

**NEW SHOW! DISCOVERY CHANNEL PRESENTS "MONSTER GENETIC ENGINEERING LAB"** Thursdays at 9, after "Trading Species".

**NEW SHOW! ABC PRESENTS "EXTREME SWITCHEROO"**

JESUS WAS REPUBLICAN, GOP STUDY SHOWS

"FREEDOM OF SPEECH SUCKS" T-SHIRT WEARERS ARRESTED; CLAIM FREEDOM OF SPEECH RIGHTS WERE VIOLATED

**NEW SHOW! "DAVY CROCKETT & TUBBS: LOUISIANA PURCHASE VICE"**

HASBEEN GUILD OF AMERICA ANNOUNCED IN HOLLYWOOD, AT GALA COLT-45 RECEPTION

JAMIE FARR NURSES BLACK EYE AFTER FISTICUFFS AT SELLEBRITY CONVENTION; FURIOUS FAN CALLS AUTOGRAPH "UNREADABLE"

LATEST STATISTICS SHOW SLAVERY STILL EXISTS, AT WORST LEVEL IN HISTORY; NUMBERS MAY BE BIASED, HOWEVER, AS THEY WERE GATHERED BY SLAVES

PRESIDENT BUSH, TOURING DAMAGE CAUSED BY HURRICANE KATRINA, DECLARES NEW "WAR ON NATURRISM" Calls Hurricanes, Twisters, Earthquakes "Axis of Nature's Evil"

DNC LEADERS VOTE TO REMOVE TALENT PORTION FROM 2008 POLITICAL PAGEANT

CUTE CONSERVATIVISTA ANN COULTER VOTED "SEXIEST RETARD ALIVE" BY PEOPLE MAGAZINE

AL FRANKEN'S NEW BOOK, "ANN COULTER IS A BRASH, FIT IDIOT (BUT I'D STILL JUMP HER BONES)", CONTINUES ASCENT UP BESTSELLER LIST

**** BREAKING NEWS: DOZENS DEAD AND ONE ALIVE IN BIZARRE MURDER-SUICIDE-BIRTH INDICENT ****

TO HELP STOP FUTURE TERRORISM, 9/11 COMMISSION PROPOSES NEW "FOUR SECTION" SEAT PLAN: FIRST CLASS, BUSINESS CLASS, COACH, TERRORIST

**** BREAKING NEWS: FBI NABS NINE AL QAEDA MIMES; TERROR TROUPE ACTS OUT SENTENCE "WE'LL NEVER TALK" ****

BUSH PLEDGES TO IMPLEMENT CHANGES RECOMMENDED BY 9/11 PANEL; SHORTER BUILDINGS, FEWER LANDINGS NEAR BUILDINGS, ELIMINATION OF BALSA-WOOD COCKPIT DOORS, MORE SEARCHING OF PASSENGERS WITH GUNS DOWN CROTCH "MAY COME AS SOON AS NEXT DECADE"

NEWEST SCAM CONFOUNDS MILLIONS; "SHOW ME YOUR ASS" HOAX PROVES DIFFICULT TO STOP

ANOTHER ENRON EXEC INDICTED; SOURCES SAY HE MAY GET MAXIMUM SENTENCE: "PUBLIC WRISTSLAPPING"

CONSERVATIVES PUSH NEW AMENDMENT BILL; WOULD CHANGE NAME "CONSTITUTION" TO LESS DIRTY SOUNDING "CONSBREASTUTION"

MUSICOLOGISTS CELEBRATE ANNIVERSARY OF 1ST RAP RECORD: PERRY COMO'S "BABY GOT DERRIERE"

CLINTON MEMOIR SUCCESS NETS EX-PREZ DEAL FOR SEQUEL, "MONICALIFORNICATION"

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